by Hnogfer May 15, 2020
Get the Hormone Drunkmug. A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
by Cock jiggling thunder cunt  August 14, 2019
Get the Professional drunkmug. A blonde with blue eyes who likes to mass text on her cell phone until she does an irish goodbye and goes to sleep after binge eating. Usually is hanging out with a Cynthia.
by manda918811 October 10, 2014
Get the drunk amandamug. Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
by Jlit44  September 4, 2015
Get the designer drunkmug. by moogleassassin February 3, 2014
Get the drunk badgermug. A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
by 3’ilg June 2, 2018
Get the Stealth Drunkmug. To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.
by C76M June 13, 2013
Get the River Drunkmug.