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David's star

Jus wan' shine like David's star ⭐
by David's star December 20, 2021
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David

Listens to K-pop 24/7, K-pop idol simp and looks like a sunflower 🌻
Who is that guy?

Oh that must be a david, he’s listening to Kpop at a Taylor Swift concert.
by k!w! May 5, 2022
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David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.
A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
by Quickbrother August 21, 2019
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David

by DVDXVX January 20, 2023
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David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.
"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"
by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019
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David

A guy that believes he is muscular. He walks wide with his arms so it looks like he is carrying a TV
Hey man! U see that guy?! He thinks he is hunk af.

Hell yeah what a pussy. He is such a david.
by wanker321 October 9, 2017
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David Lamar Haynes jr

A man with a huge fucking cock. This man has all the bitches and and is very good looking. is very good at b02
David Lamar Haynes jr is a god
by im_david November 22, 2021
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