Chris

He is the definition of perfect, he makes you feel like your the only one he cares about. He is very sweet and can be attractive, most importantly he is the most sweet, funny, optimistic, handsome person you’ll ever meet. ❤️

Chris is the love of my life.

by bigdogbutthole September 17, 2019

chris kennedy

a known felon who committed tax fraud and held up Wells Fargo with only a bag and his belt.

holy shid its chris kennedy oh god oh fu

by RUSSIANGAMER December 7, 2018

Chris Jedi

Chris Jedi is the same Inna d’ La ghetto Daddy Yankee/ cartel Récords top chief promotor

Chris Jedi is the Ingrid d’ la ghetto

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

chris zarra

Japanese loving anime guy who loves New York Jets football and is a great guy and friend! ニューヨーク・ジェッツのフットボールを愛し、素晴らしい男であり友人である日本人を愛するアニメの男!

Chris zarra thinks the one piece is real

by Miggyboy5167627 April 8, 2023

Chris

A Chris is an undercover God. He makes girls named Casey go from Hoe to housewife. He’s literally the best thing ever and his dick game is top notch. The champion dick of life.

“Thank god I finally came to my senses and snagged up Chris from them other cock hungry slut faces”

by CaseyDee123 March 26, 2023

Scary chris

Scary Chris is usually someone's dad who can be very intimidating . He may make you shit yourself. He usually works at a kids place, but when comes across bratty ones, spits in their drink.

bro 1: hey bro , you want to go to inflata planet?

bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...

by Scary_chris.com December 24, 2019

Chris

If you meet a Chris and genuinely like them, you most likely have severe brain damage. Or you just enjoy the endless pain of being near someone as ugly and weird as a Chris.

Obama: He is one annoying fucking whore.

Vienna: He must be a Chris.

by britwhorevunt August 8, 2018