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a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.
Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.
by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021
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sonny brayson

Some little ruthless bucket head that does blokes and takes chase with no fear.
Sonny Brayson is on a mad one today.
by LemmyYesi March 18, 2021
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Dontrail Brinson

A high dignified individual. Usually a James Bond/secret agent type person who's internationally known.
That's him, that's Dontrail Brinson!
by db007 November 23, 2021
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Go Brandon

by Lxver Bxy January 23, 2022
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Go Brandon

When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
Cmon Hoss, Let's Go Brandon to some Donald Trump video speeches tonite! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021
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Ansley Branton

Bestest friend in the whole world, so pretty and the funnest person to be with. I’m never bored with her and I wanna be bffs for life.
“Hey ykow ansley branton-“
“What about her bitch you better not say shit ab her or I’ll rock your shit.”
by noahbunny13 March 4, 2022
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John Brandon

John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”

Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”

Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
by Hoistupthe102 April 24, 2022
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