Douche Bag

1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.

2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"

3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.

Eagles fans are Douche Bags

by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013

Throat bagging

(verb) - A term used to describe the action of dangling one's testicle into the throat of a willing recipient while the other man-grape stretches across the chin and onto the opposing side, completing the hideous circle.

Dude, smell that guy's breath. Do you think he was throat bagging last night???

Lucy looks like she could take a good throat bag.

by GoatBagger February 14, 2012

Lag Bags

Noun.

An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.

"Qurl did u sea La Fawnduh's Lag Bags?!"

"Yea! That bitch be almost 70 and they stil be up!"

by iRideDragons June 2, 2012

steeze bag

A person with a great deal of style and ease (steeze).

Larry just drove past in his Daewoo Lanos, what a steeze bag.

by donramono June 15, 2012

Bag Peel

The act of a naked man slowly getting up off his leather sofa and gently peeling his sweaty scrotum from the said sofa.

The wife n kids were away last nite so I spent all evening bag peeling... EPIC..!!!!

by The Burgo of Torquay July 31, 2012

BAGS ATTACK

A inescapable swarm of BAGS.

OMG, they're everywhere!!! It's a BAGS attack!!!

by BAGS_with_an_S August 17, 2012

Jewch Bag

A Douch Bag Jew.
A Jewish D-Bag.

See Jewish, Douch Bag

That Jewch bag broke up with my cousin on Valentines day because his mom found out she is a shiksa.

That Jewch bag had it coming cheating on her with every girl on the street corner.

by bebe23 March 3, 2011