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Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across
Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"
by Not using my real name October 27, 2019
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National Duck Day

June 5th
A day where we celebrate ducks. What purpose do they have on earth? I don’t know, but they deserve to be cherished.
Hey! It’s National Duck Day! Maybe we can make duck cookies?
by Dfbjdcnsncm July 20, 2021
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Lame Arse Duck

Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly
by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019
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Duck queef snort

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies
Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort
by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021
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Dude duck face

Dude duck face refers to a man taking selfies of himself, trying to make his face look more attractive than it actually is. *Similar to girls making duck faces.
The guy I am starting to date is obviously making dude duck faces in the selfies he is sending me. Not interested in someone like that.
by Venomhead January 3, 2019
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dirty duck pond

Man, I just went to the bathroom and left a dirty duck pond after eating Taco Bell.
by Broncogal September 23, 2016
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Duck Hunting with a Rake

A phrase used to describe what a tweaker does. ie: bobble head, spastic, jerky
Look at Bob, he’s duck hunting with a rake. I bet he’s been awake for a week.
by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021
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