David Silverstoning

Harassing people with graphic texts including “I’m going to hug you,” “I’m going to motorboat your malleable pussy,” “here’s some dick in celebration.”

Did you hear about HR receiving that report that Joe was David Silverstoning Mary?

by Buttcracc July 20, 2020

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David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

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David

When David is 54 years old he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.

When David is 54 years old, he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.

by Botwin March 2, 2023

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Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.

"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."

by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020

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