Bowl Winder

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.

"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2

by I-CUP May 25, 2018

Bowl Choker

A bowel movement so large, the average household toilet struggles to dispose of it.

"Dude, you should have seen the bowl choker I had after yesterday's mexican buffet."

by flwlss October 11, 2019

Bowling Balls

A person with 2 fat parents, aren't overweight but have rolls.

My friends parents are Bowling Balls

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Bowl

The landing target used for gauging sport jumper accuracy in skydiving

Nothing better than a bowl session with your skyfam at the end of the day!

by Whatadelight December 5, 2023

Rugger Bowling

throwing a drunk, naked rugby player down a table into a stack of cups.

if you don’t think that I’m adding “rugger bowling” to my to-do list, then you don’t know me very well. Thanks, Mark Cuban.

by clahney August 27, 2013

Bowling

When you have sex when your parents are home and they mistake the sound for pins

I got to go bowling with my gf last night

by Johnny Indy September 27, 2018

Sweeten the salad bowl

Literally, adding anything sweet (ie: sugar, chocolate syrup, caramel, etc) to your partner's anus before you lick it.

Rhonda has a bit of a boil right around her butthole so I had to sweeten the salad bowl before I went down on her.

by Doomed Paul September 16, 2025