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eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.
yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?
by Papa Dub March 9, 2008
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Waffling

When someone is chatting a load of rubbish and says random things. They keep talking non-stop about irrelevant things. Most of the time they're confused about what they say.
Camilla: I bought jeans from FashionNova then i bought a shirt last week. Actually i bought a dress last week, and boots 2 weeks ago. Nah..i think i bought boots last week as well.

Layla: Stop waffling b!
by SkraaaaPapA February 1, 2018
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Pancake-waffling

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."
by Nakefame March 27, 2025
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waffle

a lovely person who is wholesome but will give pawjobs with syrup on them

and a dude who is gay asf and loves master shadowclaw <3
"waffle give me a pawjob you bitch"
"yes master"
by waffle :3 December 27, 2024
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Hot Waffle

Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.
We stayed up last night and she hot waffle’d me.
by The French Prince March 20, 2022
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twat waffle

a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only
reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae
by wowtherebud December 15, 2018
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Waffled

When you buzz your ass off of dip and can barely walk and see.
Bro i was dipping Copenhagen long cut and got waffled. Bro Austin was waffled.
by Bigdaddy692001 January 3, 2021
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