Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish

'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'

by S Penny August 17, 2022

posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank

"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"

by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022

wank

what you do while reading these

you: wanking at fake sex stories

by mmmmmmmmmmmdmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmd December 8, 2024

wank and stank

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence

Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!

by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018

visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015

Wank the Budgie

Any off-brand item particularly of Chinese origin.

Man, check out those headphones.. wow! What are they, Bose? Sony? Nah man, they're Wank the Budgie.

by Skerries Goat September 23, 2022

Mis-wank

Jerking off to something you thought was sexy but turns out to be something gross.

i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.

by T-monks September 3, 2016