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Waffle stomp

Grinding a load of semen into the shower drain
After I was done blessing your shower, I kindly waffle stomped my baby batter down the drain, like a good dad.
by Sex_g August 27, 2020
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Waffle

The waffle around here be keeping a brotha down! Those dam Waffles!!
by Ivy Waterfall December 22, 2020
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Toilette Waffle

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.
Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!
by Network_penguin December 31, 2024
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waffle-flesh

When a person has so much cellulite, it resembles a waffle.
Fat Jane's leggings were so tight, you could see her waffle-flesh.
by Skinny Jim April 12, 2011
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Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle
Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.
by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020
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Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick
She gave me that dick waffle last night
by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017
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Waffle

1. Pancakes with aaaaabbbbbsss.

2. A sweet pet nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

3. A cute way to tell someone to go away.

4. An insult for someone brainless.
1. I just LOVE waffles. They’re the best breakfast food ever!

2. Awww.... My lil' Waffle!

3. Waffle away, you. Waffle away.

4. Oh my god. They are SUCH a bunch of waffles.
by CoconutDingleberrySharks November 13, 2017
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