The act of smooshing a swollen scrotum and small diddle out of the side of a red gstring that belonged your mothers, taking a photo and sending it to an unsuspecting female on the internet whilst wearing fishnets and thinking a glitchy female face filter will protect your identity.
by KR2024 March 4, 2024
Get the Kyle Rothmug. A Kyle is one of the sweetest, funniest, most patient, and most feeling guys in the whole world. The best Kyle’s have brown hair, gold hazel eyes, and super cool tattoos. Kyle’s smile is so powerful because they usually have had to brave a tough life. A Kyle is good at protecting himself because he has had to go through a lot. But you will always feel safe when you are with him because he will tell you he’ll protect you and you can feel it. A Kyle is a free spirit, naturally charming, and very creative. Honestly, once you meet a Kyle you’ll always compare every other guy to him and no one will ever measure up. Kyles are usually very playful and you’ll see that glimmer in his eye. If that isn’t there, you know something is up but he’ll do his best to play it down. Just know if you meet a Kyle he is going to steal your heart and you won’t be able to forget his beautiful soul and how much you’d like to kiss him. You might never get the chance because it is so fun to talk to a Kyle that hours pass by like minutes and you could keep talking with him forever. A Kyle is a mystery though and his calming voice will slow down time like magic. Be careful though because a Kyle will leave you missing him forever and your heart might just break because of how much you miss him. There is something incredibly sexy about a Kyle but he’ll probably make you feel so shy that it’s hard to show him how much you want him.
by thoughtfool November 12, 2024
Get the Kylemug. by Big Tasty Beats November 12, 2018
Get the Kyle Hudsonmug. Hey man, wanna cigar it up tonight?
Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.
Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.
by NotAntonio January 6, 2022
Get the Lonesome Kylemug. by IMBigDickKyle167 November 22, 2021
Get the Kylemug. this guy who is a total asshat like 98%of the time. the other 2% hes one of the most considerate and funny people u will ever meet. i mean hes not THAT funny but hes funny enough. he laughs like a literal hyena and has the goofiest smile. his eyes are always filled with mischief and hes completely unpredictable.
by z0m8113 October 9, 2023
Get the kyle vmug.