by Slapacrombe April 21, 2018
Get the Toilet bowl mug.An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
Get the Bowl barnacle mug.An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
Get the Bowl barnacle mug.An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
Get the Bowl barnacle mug.jimin: jeon jungkook! (...) i'm 2 years older than you! i've lived 2 years longer! i've eaten 2130 bowls of rice! (2130 bowls more of rice)
by jungcock. March 17, 2018
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The generation of those who grew up eating nothing but cheap ramen noodles as children because their parents did not care what they ate. As adults they believe tax payers should continue to provide them with the MSG-laden sustenance that they require for survival. Can be found at Anti-Trump rallies holding up their empty ramen bowls, whining.
Person 1: Hey why are all those Trump protesters holding up ramen bowls?
Person 2: They are the ramen bowl generation. That's why.
Person 2: They are the ramen bowl generation. That's why.
by bushmeatburrito February 20, 2017
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