Decatur, Texas 

Decatur is a small town in Texas. Located north of Dallas, it is a farming community, for the most part. For the uninitiated, in simple to understand language, it is a synonym for Heaven on Earth. It is possible to find angels, divas and other heavenly bodies residing there. The streets have colorful names that depict their origins, such as Farm to Market Rd #2264, written simply as FM 2264 when addressing mail for the postal service. People there are uncommonly open and friendly towards strangers and there are no social clicks beyond everybody is everybody's friend. Summer is hellishly warm, subject to tornadoes, while winter is colder than a well digger's hind end in January during a snow storm. However, spring more than compensates for the extremes of summer and winter, with prairie flowers sprinkled generously along the roadsides. Decatur is the very reason why it is said "God blessed Texas".

DD: Where have you been?

CC: I went to Heaven on Earth(sigh)
DD: Oh. You went to Decatur, Texas again.

Decatur, Texas by C.C.What December 16, 2011

NEWTON TEXAS 

small town in texas..downtown is one city block,a diner a dairy queen and one bar b q place for your dining pleasure. there is one grocery store and a dollar store for your shopping needs.

NEWTON TEXAS is much like Hazzard in the dukes of Hazzard

NEWTON TEXAS by lady L October 16, 2008

Spicy Texas 

The act of dropping SPICY stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act). It's essentially a Cleveland steamer after eating spicy food (e.g., a habañero pepper).

We had intended to perform a Cleveland steamer as part of our nightly love ritual, but the extra-hot chimichangas I had for lunch resulted in a Spicy Texas and gave my lover a chemical burn on her chest, resulting in a nasty hospital visit and an embarrassing explanation to the nurses.

Spicy Texas by FluidMechanics January 19, 2010

milford texas 

A small town of 700 friendly folks and a few old grouches.

Milford Texas is a small, but lovely town.

milford texas by 090302 December 30, 2016

The Texas Mud flap. 

While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.

My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.

The Texas Mud flap. by H3rmanmunsta September 2, 2017

Vegan Texas 

Vegan Texas is another name for California. California is similar to Texas in many ways, but it is more vegan

Person 1: I’m going to visit California this summer.
Person 2: California? You mean Vegan Texas?

Vegan Texas by Ooflitgang February 22, 2019

Reverse Texas Roadie 

A noun. When a morbidly obese women rides you, reverse cowboy style, while you’re driving your car.

“Yo Phyllis gave me the best Reverse Texas Roadie on our drive to the city today.”

Reverse Texas Roadie by YaBoiiii100-31 November 3, 2019