texas head

Everything is bigger in texas. Including head.

Yooo dude! I just got some Texas head from that new chick! Her mouth is like a cavern! It's massive!

by Oyoydjdnvsmegj December 27, 2016

Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college

That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.

by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017

Texas Brain

A pejorative term used to name someone who's got an underdeveloped brain.

Guy1:"Ew you have an east coast accent"
Guy2: "You clearly have a texas brain"

by AsapStav January 29, 2017

Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.

you gonna give me that texas special, rodney?

by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020

Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.

After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.

by LesleeB February 12, 2020