sacrificial biscuit

When you have opened a packet of biscuits and eaten a few and then leave them for a couple of days, the top biscuit in the pack will go stale, but in doing so, will keep the rest of the biscuits fresh - it is deemed the sacrificial biscuit...
Person 1 - "Yeah I'll have a biscuit, but don't give me the stale one at the top"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"
by das raving salty man 2K16 August 29, 2023
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Whisker biscuit

I hope my girlfriend gives me some of that whisker biscuit tonight!
by Jtakatip September 12, 2019
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Whisker Biscuit

A Whisker Biscuit is a unshaved vagina.
She shaves her Whisker Biscuit before going to the gynecologist.
by bjbirdie August 11, 2022
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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fat biscuit

CUuuuuuNNNNNNTTTTTT....nuff said
Chris is a total fat biscuit
by big dick bread December 19, 2016
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