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spike a bag

When a super medic-student, also known as a Britton, tells a medical provider to perform a basic and routine procedure known to all EMTs as setting up a line into a bag of saline. Also known as stroking a special needs man's ball sack.
The ambulance crew is with a patient and Britton yells to the EMT to spike a bag STAT!

Hey buddy, looks like you have some pressure built up in your groin area. Do you need me to spike a bag?
by Fire midget September 30, 2013
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Douche Bag

1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.

2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"

3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.
by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013
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Throat bagging

(verb) - A term used to describe the action of dangling one's testicle into the throat of a willing recipient while the other man-grape stretches across the chin and onto the opposing side, completing the hideous circle.
Dude, smell that guy's breath. Do you think he was throat bagging last night???

Lucy looks like she could take a good throat bag.
by GoatBagger February 14, 2012
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Lag Bags

Noun.

An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
"Qurl did u sea La Fawnduh's Lag Bags?!"

"Yea! That bitch be almost 70 and they stil be up!"
by iRideDragons June 2, 2012
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steeze bag

A person with a great deal of style and ease (steeze).
Larry just drove past in his Daewoo Lanos, what a steeze bag.
by donramono June 15, 2012
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Bag Peel

The act of a naked man slowly getting up off his leather sofa and gently peeling his sweaty scrotum from the said sofa.
The wife n kids were away last nite so I spent all evening bag peeling... EPIC..!!!!
by The Burgo of Torquay July 31, 2012
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BAGS ATTACK

OMG, they're everywhere!!! It's a BAGS attack!!!
by BAGS_with_an_S August 17, 2012
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