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Nokia Syndrome

The noise made by an individual who does not know the answer to a question. The noise sounds similar to the vibration of a mobile phone when on Vibration Mode. There may be variations of tone in relation to situation.
Teacher: So what do you think about... (Asking the Student a difficult question).
Student: Mmmmmmmmmmm.... (Insert vibrating sound - Nokia Syndrome)
by Adam & Scott March 26, 2008
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Disney syndrome

When a Disney star (most likely a child star) goes out of their way to prove themselves as an individual apart from Disney.
ex: miley cyrus. Her recent outbreak is quite obviously a shout to the world telling people that she is not an innocent little Disney star. This is a common motive.this is Disney syndrome
by craziefuzi January 23, 2014
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Egirl syndrome

When a male falls in love with a girl online although they have never met in real life. The female version would be eboy syndrome, but this occurs rarely. The syndrome doesn’t last longer than four months usually but may reoccur.
Guy:“I met this girl on discord and she is from Poland, i’m Thinking about moving there in the future...”
Other male friend: “dude, slow down. You got egirl syndrome.”
by A complete joke January 19, 2019
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Down Syndrome

• Down syndrome is caused by the presence of an extra chromosome in a baby's cells. 3 copies of chromosome 21, instead of the usual 2 copies.
• Around one in every 1000 babies born will have Down syndrome.
• There are over 40,000 people in the UK with the condition.
• Down's syndrome is not a disease. People with Down's syndrome are not ill and do not "suffer" from the condition.
• People with the syndrome will have a learning difficulty; about half will have a heart defect needing operation after birth. However, people with Down's syndrome walk and talk, read and write, go to school and lead fulfilling, semi-independent lives. They tend to be particularly good at relating to other people, mimicry, acting, dancing and music.

• The life expectancy of people with Down syndrome has doubled since the early 1980s due to better medical care and heart operations. 44% of people with Down's syndrome today are living into their 60's.
• In the United States about 20% of adults with Down syndrome do some form of paid work.

Abuse:
As with other forms of disability and difference, children who have not been taught better may use "Downs" or "Downs Syndrome" or "Special Needs" as an abusive term for other children. This is not all that common with "Down Syndrome" though previous terms for people with Down Syndrome (such as "Mongoloid" "Mongol" (shortened to "Mong") and "Retard" have been and still are used abusively and as a result have dropped out of normal use.
"We now know that the child with Down syndrome
can gain significantly from the language and social
skills they observe in their typically-developing peers.
They flourish with exposure to the rich language and
play experiences they witness around them. We also
know that the other children, too, benefit from
having a child with special needs as a peer. "
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Goldilocks syndrome

When the bed is either too soft or too hard, and you have a horrible night sleep
Person 1: Man I hate working away, it's so hard too sleep on this bed it's way too soft.

Person 2: looks like you suffering from goldilocks syndrome, better go get some sleeping pills.
by Dyabolikal June 20, 2016
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Mohar Syndrome

1) Widespread terminal syndrome causing victims to heavily enounciate and accent the ending letters of other people's last names.
First discovered in JD-MS after several students began heavily enounciating a person's last name.
2) Affected by the presence of certain individuals.
Mike) Moharrrrrrrrrrr
Ed) Rabinnnnnnnnnnn
Mike) Moharrrrrrrrrrr
Ed) Burnnnnnnnnnnnn!
by The Cardinal January 22, 2005
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Jessica Syndrome

Only when the following two conditions are met: First, a state in one's life were nothing of any importance is happening and no real effort is being put into one's life to change it. Second, a total lack of interest in taking any advice from anyone who would know any better then they do. Usually occuring in women going from there older teens to their adulthoods.
Manny: "How come she seems that she doesn't want to do anything with her life?"
Mark: "No its not that she doesn't want to do anything, shes just suffering from Jessica Syndrome."
by Andres Gonzalez February 8, 2008
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