Jane Smoking

When an older lady who is clearly in ill-health can't quit smoking.

A play on words for Chain-smoking.

Did you hear Jane just had a heart-attack? I can't believe she is still Jane Smoking.

by Johnny Diamond October 15, 2025

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

High class smoke

When you put a cigar in a girls vagina light it up and let her smoke it up and then lick her vagina

Guy: Hey wanna have a high class smoke?
Girl:OMG yes i would ove to do that

by Mankman November 21, 2019

Smoked

A female that you will complete sexual intercourse with.

With the mandem.

You see an attractive female species
‘She’d get SMOKED’

by She’d get smoked June 7, 2022

NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.

As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021

Smoking your deads

A form of dissing someones dead family members usually is a form of a blunt also usually used in an argument

Mugshot1885: "You a bitch"
Tiptoetuna11674: "Im smoking your deads in a big fat blunt pussy"

by Mikee73_ November 1, 2025

Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing

1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!

by pownism April 21, 2011