Brazilian Hot Pocket

When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!

I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.

by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019

Hot Pocket Guy

AP exam grader that is known for giving high scores even if the exam is not up to par. This can be applied to all test graders.

“Yo Joe how did you do on the AP Exam.” Said Abe

“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe

“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe

by Joe Abraham June 3, 2019

Back pocket brew

The extra brew you take from the case to keep in your back pocket so you don't have to go back to get another so soon. Also known as BPB.

Yo homie grab me a back pocket brew

by murdainny December 29, 2015

live in eachother's pockets.

To spend everyday all day together because they can't spend enough time together.

Sahr and Rachel live in eachother's pockets.

by Ramba Su July 20, 2016

Pocket full of change

A person so good looking, they are more than a dime.

Joe was a solid 7, but somehow managed to get a straight up pocket full of change to go out with him.

by Rhundy August 31, 2020

Lebanese hot pocket

When you use your foreskin as a sleeping bag by pulling it up from your legs to your neck.

Lebanese hot pocket Survival in the woods or Glamping

by Beeasy August 24, 2018

Italian pocket pussy

A bowl of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs used as a masturbation tool for guys of Italian decent.

Im so horny, i need my Italian pocket pussy

by cheddarbob October 7, 2020