smoke down the house

Smoking copious amounts of methamphetamine to where a cloud of smoke remains

Come over; I'm ready to smoke down the house!

by HerediaT September 7, 2016

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Get the smoke down the housemug.

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx June 1, 2016

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Get the You need to smoke weedmug.

This is the concept where you know there is big news, but you don’t have any of the details yet.

This derives from the Catholic Church conclave where the world knows they have chosen a new Pope but there is a gap from the time they burn the white signal smoke until the new Pope’s name is released.

Phrase was coined in May 2025 by Tik Tok user: @YourPunkRockUncle

Dave got engaged yesterday but I don’t know to whom, it’s all white smoke right now.

by Jasonistheworst May 9, 2025

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Cope Smoke

Receiving fellatio whilst packing a fatty dip

Sarah gives the best cope smokes in the county

by UnlimitedBlowjobs April 6, 2014

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Smoke Bomb

A gesture you make to a mate when you are talking to a girl and need to escape. The gesture looks like you threw a smoke bomb onto the floor.

Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.

Eddie: Makes the Smoke Bomb gesture
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!

by Jason O’Lam November 11, 2020

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Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

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