National Shitass Day

November 15th. After Shitass, the funny man from Minecraft.

national shitass day
this thing is a whole entire joke please dont cancel me
"hey shitass, wanna see me speedbridge?"

by pisspoopoo November 1, 2021

Scotland National Team

The best football team ever made and they play the best footballer in history in midfield(John Mcginiesta)

Scotland national team is just better than England in every way possible

by Scotland National Team September 15, 2021

National WhaleCum Day

The day where Gurkan Senpapi and Julia Mommy are 3 years apart in age.

"Hey Julia Mommy, happy National WhaleCum Day!"
"Hey Gurkan Senpapi, happy National WhaleCum Day!"

by Gurkan Senpapi September 30, 2021

National Dick Day

National Dick Day is very important because it shows the significance of how dicks can be very scary and that they just look funny.

Person 1: “Hey today is National Dick Day?”

Person 2: “Oh really? Nice, well, Happy Dick Day”🍆🍆🍆

by nationaldickday official maker July 15, 2021

National Duck Day

June 5th
A day where we celebrate ducks. What purpose do they have on earth? I don’t know, but they deserve to be cherished.

Hey! It’s National Duck Day! Maybe we can make duck cookies?

by Dfbjdcnsncm July 20, 2021

National mcdonalds day!

July 22nd is a day were parents buy mcdonalds for their children

Mum/dad/carer can we get mcdonalds is national mcdonalds day! You can't say no :)

by Apricots1931 July 22, 2021

National Kiss Day

A day in which you should spend giving kisses to your spouse no matter where they’ll be

“Today is national kiss day. Kiss me”

by Certified National Daily July 26, 2021