National Croc Day

January 28th… the day everyone wears crocs! EVERYONE that means you, ya granny, yer pawpaw and ya mother. Even that ugly ass dog u got!

“Hey bro u got any spare crocs for today? yk it’s National Croc Day today right?” “Of course man! What color u want i got em all. I even got them flippin floppers, only in red though.” “damn bro i’ll take the flippin flappers so everyone knows im swag with my dogs hangin’ out😎💪.”

by sandmachine January 27, 2022

national bimbo day

March 14, Stan bimbos.

1: omg it’s national bimbo day (march 14th) All the bimbos are out today

by Bimbobanger337 February 9, 2022

national bed day

June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down

person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/

by orange_you_tired February 12, 2022

National cheaters Day

You get to post yours friends or anybody you know that cheated

George is a big cheater I’m posting him got National cheaters day

by David school October 3, 2021

national Durf day

A holiday celebrated on november 10th for mormons who “denim surf” to not have premarital sex

“did you know it’s national durf day?”
“i’ll have to get it on with my mormon girlfriend tonight “

by durfqueen October 6, 2021

National illegal day

On February 30, you can do everything that's illegal now, but everything legal at that day is illegal.

Fred: It's National illegal day today, imma kill the one who stole my pen drive yesterday
John: But it's me...
Fred:
John: uh oh

by ItzKarrotz October 13, 2021

national dramen day

a day dedicated to the amazing life of dramen the hottest person on earth❌🧢

boy: happy national dramen dayyy!
girls: thank u dramen u too❤️

by mansaf god October 16, 2021