mexican breakfast

an act of oral sex taking place between 4am-1030 am.

Dude i just had the best mexican breakfast this morning.

by zackmclovin January 12, 2009

Mexican Halloween

Having sex while the woman is on a toilet, pooping.

"Dude, she's a freak"
"Why?"
"She wanted me to have a Mexican Halloween with her"
"Ew"

by Frendle W October 29, 2009

mexican cowboy

Beaner that orders 3 pepperoni from little ceasars every day. Drives a large white bean bean van and parks like a bitch. Wears cowboy hat and sunglasses inside of the store. Common smells like bee spray with his dusty ass.

Mexican cowboy ordered 3 pepperoni.

by El Huge kok September 10, 2016

Mexican Barbecue

A barbecue, but racist and for Mexicans. Commonly held at US border patrol centers after a big bust.

Hey, Phil, we were out on patrol earlier and rounded up a heap of 'em, wanna come to the Mexican Barbecue we got planned for later today?

by OMNOMNOMNOM2010 December 13, 2010

Mexican Halloween

1. The act of painting your penis orange and yellow, then while having a girl deep throat your cock you piss down her throat shouting "trick or treat!"

2. With a candy corn cock (Orange and yellow paint) you fuck and piss in any orifice on a girl. Finished with a casual "trick or treat"

"Eat the candy bitch, it's a Mexican Halloween"

by Candy Corn Cock November 5, 2009

Mexican Standoff

Two people are in space, trying to jerk off in a woman's mouth while there is a bear. and shit. the end.

"Do you remember the Mexican Standoff scene from Apollo 13?"
"Yeah dude that was fucking weird."

by Thumper Rodriguez's Evil Twin April 27, 2010

mexican standoff

1) A standoff. As used today "Mexican" is pointless & the phrase makes no sense. Do you ever wonder why it isn’t called a Canadian or Bulgarian standoff? Also note nearly all the other definitions in this lexicon that start with “Mexican” are unflattering to the culture.

2) Early to mid 20th century S Texas term for a rout. Colorful language used by the profoundly racist (white) Texans of that era. The joke being that in a fight, the Mexican always runs away and later explains that his lack of injury was because "We just stood & stared at each other for a while and then went home."

1)Too silly to use in a sentence.

2)In a scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," the killer rabbit quickly turns the skirmish into a Mexican standoff as the terrified knights obey King Arthur's order to "Run Awaaay!"

by Ramon Adams May 3, 2006