Monster Cat

LOL! If you sad peolpe do not know what a monster cat is, then i'm not gonna bother telling you.....................LOL!! You'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever know....ha ha ha -cough- ha ha ha......

Not really, it's just a big ass cat.......who'd of whunk at 'ay?

Johnbobsmithlarryjeremysoilpantsthe3rd: dude, i just bought.................A MONSTER CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mangokiwisamcurlymojomuffincakepineapplepants: fuck right off you gay butt fuck.....

by sammy da sheep boy April 22, 2010

Monster Bomb

Where you put a shit load of Pixy Sticks into a wine glass, all assorted flavors and colors. Then pour Monster energy drink into the glass and drink it quickly.

Dude what are your pouring into that wine glass?" "Monster and Pixy sticks, its a Monster Bomb

by Elphee Greystone November 8, 2010

Land Monster

The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (second only to God) and a vastly superior creature to the Land Beast.

Has anyone seen my Land Monster?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the garden.

by Hunter May 5, 2005

gooch monster

A derivative word for female bastard, child who is a girl and is born when the mom was not in a relationship and therefore has no dad.

Cindy's mom was never married, she was born a gooch monster.

by Jimmy Grant June 9, 2008

Monstercock Islands

team name for intra-office festivities centered around Winter Olympics 2010

The Moose: "We need a team name for our office olympic team so we can win a 1/2 day off"

Ryan Curran: "Monstercock Islands"

by gina_va February 10, 2010

goof monster

"Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!

Oh my god, you goof monster!!! Get away from me, you don't have any friends for a reason!

by marylovesmusic21 December 9, 2008

Meat Monster

The type of girl who wants some "man meat" so bad that she will do anything for it. A meat monster stops at nothing to get hard cock as soon as possible.

Mitch: "Yo Zack check out that girl, she looks like she is begging to get fucked"
Zack: "That is a true meat monster, and I'm gonna give it to her!"

by King Bossman March 25, 2010