Kevin

THE MOST SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET HE MAKES ME SO WET AND I GET SO HORNY THINKING ABOUT HIM, THAT GIANT COCK COULD BE USED AS A TRIPOD AND NOT TO MENTION HIS PERSONALITY IS AMAZING, EVERYONE WANTS KEVIN IN THEIR LIFE BUT NOT EVERYONE DESERVES THAT MAN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS SCULPTED BY GREEK GODS, HE IS THE DEFINITION OF SEXY
by Jack Hoff 3000 February 16, 2023
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Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.
Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.
by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023
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Kevin

Gal: Hey babe come over
Boy: Cant bab im busy
Gal: Kevin
Boy: Ohh you shouldve said earlier
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KEVIN

KEVIN is a poor peasant who is greedy and selfish towards others if seen call 991 straight away .
Kevin don't rob me help call 991
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Kevin

Kevin is the most amazing partner a person can ever have. He's loyal, determined, driven, and incredibly intelligent. His dark side makes him all the more irresistible to be around, and before you know it you'll think of a future with him and fall madly in love. Kevin is a personification of every book boyfriend people lust over and wish to have, with charm to match it. They are prone to have insecurities and trust issues, so above all else, make sure to let a Kevin know that you love and care for them, and that you wouldn't betray them.
I am very grateful to have Kevin in my life.
by LazywolfBex November 20, 2021
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