Jake

He is the stupidest person in the whole world

Omg he is so jake

by Caden faris August 27, 2018

jake

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom

jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?

jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese

jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !

jake: what do you mean ?

jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick

by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016

Jake English

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

Jakes

Police. People use this word to look less suspicious.

Jakes kicked down my front door and took everything

by Karinpidh October 16, 2020

jake warren

guy who thinks he’s funny and wears sherpas.

HAHA funny one jake warren...

by jakejondrew123 February 1, 2019

Jake

Long dick style

Im going to have sex wit your girl jake style

by Chicken killer 7y May 28, 2019

jake wills

A man with an excellent toe game, who loves to have sex with his friend's mother's.

"Wow that guy is a real Jake Wills, I should keep my mother away from him! And my toes!"

by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020