Snake

Aminur

Aminur is a dirty snake

by TheDonofDonz May 6, 2022

snake

jake paul

jake paul is the biggest snake of them all

by dolan twin stan 😉 November 15, 2017

Snake

A slimy obese monkey that doesnt have legs or arms and will go up your butthole if necessary

I'm going to snake up my uncle

by Gregory poppings of the pimple October 7, 2021

Snake

A legendary mercenary

“Colonel, I want my fucking Lunchables” - Naked Snake

by Whovian1156 January 2, 2024

Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Snake Ass Hoe

A nasty trash hoe with the voice that sounds like she deep throated a cactus who wants a relationship with someone else's cheating husband and sends him messages begging him to come over to her boyfriend's house while he's at work and she is alone and has free time.

Melissa is a snake ass hoe she begged a married man to come service her while her man was at work..

by thebetterbitch June 29, 2024

Snakes

A “snake” is a person who is usually fake (mostly they are girls). Snakes pretend to be your friend by going behind your back taking shit about you to other people or your enemy.

“Look at them snakes. They ain’t slick.”

by colddxnise February 23, 2019