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Harry Potter and the fucking wizard

The sequel to Mario Bro’s the first ever video game
Did you know that the second Mario brothers wasn’t even actually Mario 2? Yeah! It was actually a Japanese game called “Harry Potter and the fucking wizard

im gonna fucking kill somebody disease 

Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”

Symptoms:

- Too hot outside, for a bit too long
Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

jesus on a fucking boat 

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass
Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…

Derricks fat fucking mom 

KILLL YOURSELF DERICK IN FUCKING TORONTO CANADA KYS
DERRICKS FAT FUCKING MOM SUCKS DIIIIICKS

Built like a fucking airport lane 

Basically a way to roast flat chested girls (but please don't do that unless you both aren't good friends)
Flat girl: Omg you're so fat you need some touch grass fr fr

Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane

*Gets smacked to oblivion*

u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim