Big English

A genuine big gentleman who says what he wants without thinking , can easily insult and piss off feefee big time

Big English strikes again

by Big mark g October 10, 2023

jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

legacy engineer

An engineer that uses very old, cumbersome technology as they stopped to innovate. Often comes with age and losing touch with users. The result is a painful development experience that is unattractive to new engineers, slow moving project, nasty incidents and vulnerabilities…

“I wouldn’t want to work there, the CTO is a legacy engineer.”

by Mycodesmellsbad October 19, 2023

bullyboi engineer

the opposite of a nice guy.

An atypical software engineer, who identifies with the leetcode grind, has a weird nickname on github, is obsessed with bullying Belarusian girls and does things outside of being a techies (crashing into lorries) 😇🥺🤝🙄

boy: ya I drink cReAtInE (I hate leg day) and play football (yoooo Messi & Ronaldo are my broooosss). I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a bullyboi engineer (just stupido)

by zabaleraa December 12, 2023

Full English

A sexual encounter that starts out quite civilized, but you wake up in the morning to find your duvet has been stolen.

He told me in his charming accent that he worked as an intern at the British Museum. How was I to know he’d end up giving me the Full English?

by Cheeerio December 24, 2023

Steam Engine

It’s a sex move that requires five things:
1. A four door sedan
2. Something to smoke
3. A bitch
4. Some duct tape
5. Consent

Go to the backseat and fuck the bitch doggystyle with all the windows in the car rolled up so it can get hot as fuck. When the car gets unbearably hot, roll the back window, the one that the bitch is facing. They should stick their head out the window to get a breath of fresh air. Immediately, roll the window back up around her neck just enough to where it ain’t choking her, but she can’t put her head back in the car. The walk around the car, light something to smoke, stick it in their mouth, duct tape it around their mouth, get back in the car, and continue fucking them. Every time you hit it from the back, they blow smoke out of their nose. Choo choo.

Credit: MattRadiant on YouTube

“This girl I was with last night was into some crazy shit!”
“What did she do?”
“She wanted me to Steam Engine her.”
“That’s wassup.”

by kinm2002 January 18, 2024

Matrix Engineer

Software Engineer working in overpriced, overhyped industry meanwhile working on cryptocurrencies and NFT due to recent rapid growth in technology in last 50 years and lack of confiscation/buy out companies with setting up unions in companies like Meta and lack of law system, also in many cases people with serious maniacal view on power of technology due to mesmerizing experience from computer games, in most extreme cases pimping from an early age.

- Do you know that guy Salt Almond ?
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.

by FckYouTaylor November 21, 2023