Dylan is a sad and lonely person. Always projecting his emotions on others. To be friends with a Dylan means you will have to give up everything you have ,for you to be worthy in his eyes and make him happy. The catch, is that he will never be happy. He will use up all your happiness until you are depleted and he will walk away and say that you have nothing else that he wants. Very emotional through out the entire relationship , making you feel a false connection and as if you can change his ways. If you are ever in a romantic relationship with a Dylan, you will think you are lucky to meet the sweetest person in the world, until he shows his truth of unhappiness. A Dylan has been gifted with a fantastic body but he destroys himself daily searching for happiness. When a Dylan leaves you, you will feel worthless. Your addiction to a Dylan will run as strong as his addictions to self sabotage.
I just went to Dylan’s open mic; Dylan told everyone I was stalking him because he doesn’t need anything from me now that he found a new lady friend.
by Bakingbrat1234 January 18, 2022
He is a fun to be around, all around crazy, insanely dirty minded and don’t forget curses a lot. If you ever meet a Dylan be his friend he is trustworthy and truly cares about you even if it does t seem like it. But don’t forget the insanely dirty minded feature if your friends and you are not dirty minded forget that part he is still a great friend.
Person One: You know that Dylan is a great fried but my god some of the things he says and thinks about. So happy he is my friend.
Person two: I know right so dirty and SO much cursing but hey he is an amazing friend.
Person two: I know right so dirty and SO much cursing but hey he is an amazing friend.
by that Little ray of sunshine January 17, 2020
Dylan is the best guy there is. He's the most kind-hearted person and he'll treat you like a queen. He loves playing video games and he's very good at them (but not as good as me.) Overall, if you find yourself a Dylan, keep him forever.
by swaggy person:) January 01, 2022
Dylan is the best human to ever exist, they'll make you feel happy all the time and never fail to make you extremely comfortable. They are the definition of perfection and can make a bad day instantly a great one just by talking to them. They are the funniest person ever and without fail put a smile on your face. They are also the most hot n sexy person in existence and will always be the hottest person in the room
by the biggest simp ever to exist December 25, 2021
A man nuts the size of watermelons. When he walks in a room all the woman swoon, but he kisses the homies instead cuz that's just sick as heck dude.
Wow how does Dylan keep his pants on with those behemoth nuts of his
Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
by Mynameisntdylanatall November 24, 2021
by Anabelle zarate January 12, 2022
Dylan is a numerology god. He can predict the future by knowing your date of birth. Dylan can also be defined as a tree, long and lanky
by Xbb9 November 23, 2021