Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016

Corn

1. A big lump of knots

2. Contains “the juice”

For me, I really like corn

by Maebyfunke August 25, 2022

The Kehler corn pop

When you oil up a garden fresh cob of corn and aggressively ram someone’s asshole with it. Then, afterward, you roast the corn over an open fire and share the resulting popcorn, drizzled heavily with steaming load of hot JIZz.

Did you hear about Jumbo Jim? He gave his buddy Ragtime Robert the Kehler Corn Pop last night. I didn’t even know he liked popcorn.

by Zirellryk November 24, 2021

Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025

Corn

Someone described as "Corn" does mostly not have many friends. That friends he has, are getting spammed into the next Heaven.
This can happen to anyone else who tries to take contact to a "Corn" person.

Guy 1: Kourn corned me yesterday again.

Guy 2: What did he do this time?
Guy 1: i was afk for 5 minutes and he sended me 53 messages.
Guy 2: RIP.

by Fluffy_Adept February 16, 2020

punani corn

Corn kernels marinated in the vagina.

I’d love to eat her sweet, sweet punani corn.

by gasstationbonerpills July 2, 2024

child corn

refers to CSAM or child abuse material used as a way to bypass filters on websites such as Facebook, Tiktok and any other social media that forbids such a word. It is a controversial term to use but subtly hints at what the person is referring to as opposed to using the actual term or using CSAM

I heard he got busted with 100TB of child corn

by ISMPD August 29, 2025