christian

a fucking cholo and a fatty that says the n word wayyyy to much in front of black people, he sucks cock for a living and he touches little kids with his pubescent stash, he likes to drink red bulls and gets fatter by the minute. he also never showers and he looks like he mows lawns for a living, he says hes Salvadorian but we all know hes a beaner.

"damn bro, Christian says the n word way to much"

by thatsreallysadbruh January 16, 2022

Christian

The type of guy who’s so handsome that he’d probably win a male beauty pageant. His hobbies include roasting people and looking up people’s names in the urban dictionary.

Christian is so charming! Even getting roasted by him is a true honor.

by chorusdork07 December 20, 2017

Harrisburg Christian school

There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.

Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha

by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023

Christian

Christian is a boy who dated a girl but she was a hoe and he is very freaky and weird and he might be a hoe too who knows🤷🏽 ♀️

Christian idk

by Don’t worry lol September 4, 2019

Christian Illiterate

This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.

He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.

by Simikando April 24, 2025

Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz

These are some mighty ugly Christian lights

by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019

Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is Christian Spriogiannis you are by far the biggest party animal alive.

Yolo where’s Christian Spirogiannis? He’s at the party of course.

by Big lord October 14, 2019