Courtesy Cardboard

Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.

Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*

by breaking girls cunts August 14, 2012

Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."

by jambonsec April 21, 2015

Credit Card

When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.

Jimmy gave John a credit card with his math book.

by TEMAC December 20, 2015

Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card

Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.

by holtster March 9, 2016

Pitbull card

A tangible or in tangible card given to the DJ, music officer or person controlling the music at a given soirée that forces them to immediately play a Pitbull song. This can be an effective way to liven up a boring wedding, make a house party seem like a Miami club or to ruin friendships.

Person 1: " Did Pitbull just start playing? Really, at this wedding"?

Person 2: "yeah, I think it did. Someone must have played a Pitbull Card."

"Man, no one is dancing or having any fun out there."
" Hmmm... I know what will fix this." (Plays Pitbull card)

by Mountainish man August 5, 2016

chill card

n. When someone is losing a debate, and tells the other person to chill in order to make themselves look more reasonable and gain credibility.

"I was arguing with someone the other day about who shot first in New Hope and he used the chill card on me to try to make me look like a psycho. What an asshole!"

by sharktits July 6, 2016

shea card

major faggot gayyyyyyy boy

mark: wow that kid is really sucking a dick
ellise: ya hes a major shea card

by carsonj122 May 27, 2016