burger

demonym of people from the United States. It's a reference to their infatuation of fast food hamburgers made from questionable sources, their unintellectual obsession with basing complicated economic matters on the price of a McDonald's Big Mac, and the fact that the United States has one of the highest obesity rates in the world.

Burger: "I support bombing other countries because the United States is the greatest country in the world."
Rest of the world: "Shut up, you stupid burger."
*U.S. empire collapses*

by usaempirecollapsewatcher January 24, 2024

quick burger

You aaaron drunk at a house party and end up having a threesome

I was really drunk and had a Quick Burger.

by djleons March 1, 2024

Whale Burger

The Whale Burger is a secret burger in Las Vegas that won the Netflix series Fresh Fried and Crispy. It is available at Slater's 50/50 in Las Vegas.

I can't believe you actually ordered the Whale Burger, you must be a real high roller.

by kaoa October 13, 2022

Peanut Butter Burger

A burger with peanut butter on it that can be eaten or used to describe the way female genitalia may look or feel after a long, rigorous night of intercourse.

"How did it go last night?"
"Man we banged all night long! I had her lookin' like a peanut butter burger down there!"

by Pocn October 13, 2018

Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Burger

When you make and eat one or multiple burgers in secrecy, without the knowledge of your friends, family members or your significant other. This could be due to a number of reasons, be it a diet, a sudden craving or potential judgement from others.

The word is similarly structured as "murder".

- Example 1 -
You: Holy crap! I just got away with burger.

- Example 2 -
Friend: I know what you did, confess immediately.
You: Fine...I burgered yesterday.

by BigJuicyMen35 May 12, 2024

Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023