staff sergeant brothers

He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

Officer : Where's 2nd platoon?

Grunt: They gone sir.

Officer: Why?

Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

by Fukyachikenstrips June 28, 2018

Brother everyday

A common mistranslation of its everyday bro

It’s brother everyday it’s brother everyday I said it’s brother everyday

by Mr hollinghurst July 22, 2018

Duvall Brothers

When you’re so tired after running that you don’t wanna bang your wife, only the guy you are cheating on her with, so you feed the bitch to pigs.

“Bonnie, I am so tired I just wanna bang Wyatt, not your skank ass, come help me feed the pigs.” “Wyatt, the bitch is dead, I pulled the Duvall Brothers on her, now come slap me with your big sweaty boner.”

by Wyatt Bangs Men August 1, 2018

Canadian brothers

PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.

I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.

Dude, that’s my girl!

Guess that makes us Canadian brothers

by Road boredom August 19, 2018

Plunge Brothers

When you and a broham have mad bromance. like this man is as studdly as yourself. Ride together, smash together

Example;

Brandon: bro!
Johnny: what up baby
Brandon: let's bang chicks together and label ourselves Plunge Brothers !

by Ezeverlast August 28, 2018

ur brother a mother

The biggest roast of all time. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grandmammy tranny, ur grandpap trap, ur sister mister, no u are all inferior.

oofer: ur mom gay
pleb: ur dad lesbian
oofer: no u
pleb: ur grandmammy tranny
oofer: ur sister a mister
pleb: ur grandpap trap
oofer: but ur brother a mother
pleb: *instantly in hell*

by Dropped My Idiot February 1, 2019

brothers off day

Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.

A: You bro not?

B: Haha can't use that bro. It's brothers off day

by Barbrown February 13, 2019