A description of the payment method for a good or service, the method consisting of the use of you or someone else's boner, in various ways. Pro boner payment is mutually exclusive will other forms of payment, as it is offered as a form of charity. Keep the tip.
I just couldn't think of a way to pay for his legal services... Until he offered me pro boner service!
by CakeBadger April 30, 2021
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