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asshole

stop being an asshole.
by i’m the goat 2002 July 11, 2018
mugGet the assholemug.

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
mugGet the Asshole next doormug.

Asshole

Someone who is being a jerk for no reason.
"She is such an asshole
by Cassandra Bitch March 2, 2015
mugGet the Assholemug.

Pablo Pic-Asshole

When you are about to have sex doggy style but you are so drunk from drinking wine you look down and see 6 ass cheeks and 3 assholes. You close 1 eye hold your thumb up in front of your face (the thumbs up sign) stick your tongue out to 1 side of your mouth (like a French Painter looking at a subject they are painting) and say “Oui, Oui, Oui” (yes in French). You don’t necessarily have to stick your thumb in her (preferably a female) ass to pull this off.
“Shane, I was so fucking drunk last night when I was about to fuck this girl I met doggy style, I was seeing 3 assholes. I had to pull a Pablo Pic-Asshole to figure out which of the 3 holes to stick it in. . . “
by @RealPipeLayer March 4, 2019
mugGet the Pablo Pic-Assholemug.

Asshole

Something you can lick shit out of!
I licked your asshole and it tasted like shat!
by Penispussyfuck February 28, 2017
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

Someone that talks shit. The mouth of some assholes even start resembling an anus due to excessive shit talking. A recent example is president Donald's recurring pout/duck face.
by Besquetiossi November 17, 2019
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole 2 Bellybutton

A hypothetical game played with friends naming your price for licking a random persons Asshole to Bellybutton (A2B for short). Prices are arbitrary and get deposited into the “bank” if the person is considered attractive. Money can also be withdrawn from the “bank” if the target is ugly. The “bank” has been controversial and sometimes omitted from the game.
Hey Joe, Asshole 2 Bellybutton ( A2B) on that blonde in the pink shirt?
“Oooofa I’d pay $10,000 to lick that A2B”
by A$$hole2BB March 30, 2022
mugGet the Asshole 2 Bellybuttonmug.

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