National Duck Day

June 5th
A day where we celebrate ducks. What purpose do they have on earth? I don’t know, but they deserve to be cherished.

Hey! It’s National Duck Day! Maybe we can make duck cookies?

by Dfbjdcnsncm July 20, 2021

Duck Hunting with a Rake

A phrase used to describe what a tweaker does. ie: bobble head, spastic, jerky

Look at Bob, he’s duck hunting with a rake. I bet he’s been awake for a week.

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

Dude duck face

Dude duck face refers to a man taking selfies of himself, trying to make his face look more attractive than it actually is. *Similar to girls making duck faces.

The guy I am starting to date is obviously making dude duck faces in the selfies he is sending me. Not interested in someone like that.

by Venomhead January 3, 2019

Donald Duck Trumpet

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument

Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"

by zaqwszsfdzsgf April 27, 2019

Donald Duck Dick

A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.

I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.

by TaneTrain69 May 28, 2017

Fuck a duck on a truck

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way

Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project

by bluewaverly May 28, 2018

Duck Billed Platterporfs

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.

I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!

by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019