Don't dm a minor
Guy 1: Hey I'm becoming famous! Time to dm a minor
Guy 2:Why?
Guy 1: Because I'm an up and coming famous person!
Guy 2:Why?
Guy 1: Because I'm an up and coming famous person!
by Boobiesyayyyyyy July 30, 2024

A phrase you can text to people that put their urban dictionary name in their instagram story and get a sense of accomplishment from stangers typing dumb shit into an open online dictionary.
just please shut the fuck up for the love of god make it stop there are people yelling my name from inside the walls
by Der Darmwanderer.ch November 24, 2021

by buongiorno June 22, 2022

A tall, well hung confederate man that so loves his giant pickup truck he only beats off via the warm tailpipe cuckolding his wife that’s mowing down rebel sausage in the tailgate.
Did you see Bocephus out there hammering the truck again? Hell yeah I did son, he was heating up the rig like Boss Hog.
by High Sausage December 6, 2024

by Johnny Doemon September 23, 2025

by mike oxlong 123456780 May 2, 2022

Going out and getting drunk with friends and in the process taking as many pictures (good and bad) as you can with your mobile phone and uploading them to Facebook or other social media sites.
mobile upload uploading
mobile upload uploading
Hey you want to go mobile up tonight!
We need to get together soon and do some mobile ups!
While doing something very drunk as others chant...Mobile up, mobile up, mobile up!!!
Wow did you see those mobile ups from last night?
We need to get together soon and do some mobile ups!
While doing something very drunk as others chant...Mobile up, mobile up, mobile up!!!
Wow did you see those mobile ups from last night?
by MobileUpingOnDaReg June 14, 2013
