National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30
A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
by venyy September 30, 2022
by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 29, 2023
by WASSERMAN May 06, 2022
A retard "Those systems still exist to this day! TO THIS DAY!"
Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."
The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"
Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."
The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"
Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.
by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021
Me: hey it’s one day till fur-day what should I get it seem I have to prep for prep-day
Furry friend: paper and pencils we will make you a fursona
Furry friend: paper and pencils we will make you a fursona
by Sharptjmoney November 19, 2021
Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024