‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 13, 2020
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Person 1 : Dude cant we just move on from this??
Person 2 : No you’ve dug your own grave.
Person 3 : Like he said, “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”
Person 2 : No you’ve dug your own grave.
Person 3 : Like he said, “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”
by Lembino December 14, 2024
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A person who voted in favour of Brexit despite not understanding the consequences. An insult based on the perception that those who voted for Brexit have a lower IQ than remain voters.
A person who voted in favour of Brexit despite not understanding the consequences. An insult based on the perception that those who voted for Brexit have a lower IQ than remain voters.
Secretary of state for Brexit : it will be easy to arrange a trade deal with Germany on cars
Person 2: but secretary, we cannot negotiate a deal with one country within the EU, that's not how a trading block works
Secretary of state for Brexit : oh
Person 2: you sir, are a Fuck quitter
Person 2: but secretary, we cannot negotiate a deal with one country within the EU, that's not how a trading block works
Secretary of state for Brexit : oh
Person 2: you sir, are a Fuck quitter
by Drprim April 4, 2017
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oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)
by notafuckgirl August 30, 2016
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The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.
by Kbee405 November 25, 2017
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Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."
Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."
Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"
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