dirty aysha

A dirty aysha is the act of inserting a spoon in the anus and the using that same spoon to eat yogurt with.
Me and my friends went to buy some yogurt so we could do a dirty Aysha.
by Pamela davison September 8, 2023
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Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.
by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023
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Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking
Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore
by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022
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Dirty Barnabas

When you lick a very naughty woman's vagina and it smells like rotten tuna, so you throw up on it and continue licking it.
Bettina's vagina was really smelly last night, so I had to give her a Dirty Barnabas.
by anonymous January 16, 2025
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Dirty Sanchez

When Doing a Girl doggy style you insert both of your index fingers into her asshole then pull them out lean into her and proceed to smear a handle bar style mustache on her upper lip. Òle.
My girlfriend and I got fucked up on margaritas and started doing it doggy style I felt in the spirit and gave her a dirty Sanchez to finish the night
by Deputy Law Dawg August 17, 2019
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Dirty Ragnar

When a grown male teacher captures little girls and takes them to their basement and fuck the shit out of them. afterwards he brutally kills them and proceeds to go yip, yapperen, yappest the dead bodies for hours.
1 "Have you heard what our teacher did?"
2 "no, what did he do?"
1 "he pulled a Dirty Ragnar"
2 "NO WAY!"
by HV3M3RBR0 September 19, 2023
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Dirty Maja

Someone who has or wants to get a lobotomy in the 21st century. Very charming on the outside, but you don't know what's going on underneath.
Look at that dog! It has a dirty Maja. ><
by Mystc... April 11, 2024
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