Appreciate your Freakster Day

From the name itself, this day is to appreciate your Freakster and thank them for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 times. For context, a Freakster is the one and only person who can match YOUR freak. Every freak is unique; we can't just come across our destined freakster easily. So, we must appreciate those on the same wavelength as us <3. AYF is on December 1st, the day after NNN (No Nut November), so people far and wide can get their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on with their freakster.

You: Happy Appreciate your Freakster Day, Freakster!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on?
You: Duh!!!

by jillypuffwpheebs November 19, 2024

National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

Dengue day

A day off work for someone too lazy to go in or to avoid extra duties at school example: taking a dengue day...a chill out day from work ...

hey guys I'm too tired from the weekend, I'm taking a couple of dengue days to relax and chill out...see you soon...

by Smartwords October 5, 2016

National Annoying White Friend Day

- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying

“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid

by vbnmqwerty June 8, 2022

August 5th Justin Day

August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!

It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..

Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!

You : No way!

Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.

You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.

by justinlover23 July 15, 2021