Toe

I like putting toe in my mouth when im board

Me: Mum i can i put my toes in your mouth
Mum: *puts me in a van*
Me: Mum what are you doing
Mum: You will see
3 HOURS LATER
Mum: Welcome son to toe gang.
Hear we put toes in out mouths in war against boobie gang
Me: What? What the hell are you talking about? I just wanted your toes in my mouth you are crazy
Mum: My toes boy now you have a choice.
You can join us and for the first time in your life be part of something great or you can go back home go to school and live a normal average life your choice.
Me: Ok i choose toe gang im in
Mum: Good son now come with me you have lots to learn...

by ObamaGaming69SussyAmogus April 19, 2022

TOE

Terps on exhale, a term used to represent the flavor when exhaling cannabis smoke, because the smoke contains alot of terpene aromas.

That hash rosin we tried had a great TOE.

by Canna.alchemist December 4, 2023

Smurph Toe

A form of the foot condition "Neuroma".

Brian was having significant pain in his right foot, leading him to be concerned that he had a bad case of the Smurph Toe.

by Jon W. Baltimore January 22, 2014

Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 2, 2014

microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

Toe Milk

During sex, when you massage her tits with your toes until they squirt

Damn girl that was a fuck ton of toe milk

by Poop eater and toe lover June 27, 2021

toe

Big toe Pointer toe middle toe ring toe pinky toe

i hate toes
thats toeist to toes cus i have a toe

by Toe fetish September 7, 2021