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The Nom Monster

A large pac man like monster which is what certain individuals turn into, it is only stoppable by the retardosaurus rex and consumes anything and everything, they are generally very loud as well, always yells the words om and nom, loves cookies
guy 1:oh god hes turned into The Nom Monster again
guy 2:COOKIES OMNOMNOMNOM
by Deed send May 15, 2009
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wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022
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MONSTER TRUCK

WHERE YOU FUCKING A FUCKING MONSTEROUSLY HUGE FUCKING TRUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
ME: I WANT TO FUCK A MONSTER TRUCK

FRIEND: ACTUALLY THAT'S MY KITTEN -
by HAHA THIS WEBSITE IS FUCK NUTS December 12, 2021
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Pocket monster

A creature that can fit inside of you f pocket ND used to fight
"Pocket Monster Go" Japanese version of Pokemob
by Raymond Edward Walker July 21, 2021
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Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time
by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023
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Monster

A person who says that they will help in any activity and then becomes a no-show claiming that they had to give money to their kid but couldn't pull $20 out of their pants.
Jimbo: Hey "monster"? you wanna run a raid later tonight.
Monster: sure thing, I'll be there
.... 20 hours later and no sign of him, he's definitely a monster.
by monster0024 February 4, 2021
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Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015
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