Spider Rape

Spider Rape is when a spider, is harrasing a human in a chain of acts. Mostly the female side of the human body?

Spider Rape is very common on islands like Austrailia, Denmark, Japan, Liechstenstein and some others.
The act spider rape occurs because of the following:
A: A spider is has ben set loose by a crazy maniac.
B: A spider has been killed. (Wich leads to a vendetta performed by fanatics in spider costumes)
C: Microsoft sells a computer.

1. Spider rape is bad! "Arnold from California"
2. MARYYY, get mah gun! There are spiders doing spider rape on the corn field!
3. Spiderman, nuff said. Kirsten is being raped.

by BobProductions September 28, 2008

rape call

Calling people in rapid succession. Using used to describe how someone called all his friends to come over if he was at a fun party.

The party was small until Jimmy decided to rape call all of his skater friends.

by Walchy June 24, 2008

Facebook rape

When someone gloms onto your thread, not comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are posting about repeatedly.

Stephanie was facebook raped by Melissa with her "it's all about ME" stories.

by sk24893893 October 19, 2011

Cherry Rape

When a female virgin is raped, and her cherry is popped in the process.

Victim: I used to be a virgin, but I got raped the other day.

Friend: I'd say you got cherry raped!

by tinge of stinge May 16, 2014

Rape jokes

Not funny

Him- makes a rape joke
Me- thats not funny and rape jokes aren’t cute

by Shizhead September 20, 2020

Kiss Rape

When someone has been kissed against their will, or approval

T.V. Announcer: "Kiss Rape is no joke. If you have been kissed against your approval, you have just been victimized of Kiss Rape, call 9-1-1 immediately. Remember, Kiss Rape IS Rape"

Man 1: "Dude, did you hear about Johnny, he kissed Jane, she's so ugly!"
Man 2: "Didn't you hear? Jane K.R-ed Johnny, he's been in his room since, poor guy"

by Cory Lavery September 24, 2010

Nesquick Rape

Dress a whore up in bunny ears and then donkey punch them until unconscious. Cum and shit in their mouth and slap their head around a bit until it makes a nesquick-a-like mixture. After this, procede to taping their mouth up and then when they are awake cunt punch until the mixture splirts out of their nose. Drink this tasty beverage.

Sally got a Nesquick Rape that she would never forget

by MoWlEmAn April 11, 2010