mud on the beach

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach

I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower

by Kittenwagon February 28, 2017

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 13, 2024

Mud Cuppy

A chocolate mud cup cake.

Happy Birthday Louis! Would you like your mud cuppy before or after dinner?

She's gone bonkers because she ate too many mud cuppies.

I thought it was a mud cuppy, but it turned out to just be a cup of dirt.

by Phoebe Nix (Phoenix) September 08, 2008

My name is mud

I'm in trouble

"We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud"

by November 30, 2020

mud mower

mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.

I ride my mud mower like I ride my women, rough. They love to get down and dirty with me

by Mud Mower guy February 07, 2018

Tennessee Mud Slide

When you lay your partner on his/hers stomach as they take a diarrhea shit, then you run your generals in between their cheeks causing the Tennessee mud slide before penetrating

Me:Bro after Taco Bell me and my girl had a wild night after we kept doing the Tennessee Mud Slide.

Friend:Dude you’re fucking gross..

by Jim H. Piffony August 03, 2023

Mud Muscle

Another word for the Anus. Where the poo comes from

Ingram you need to start cleaning your mud muscle it's starting to stink

by TheMudMuscler December 02, 2024