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Cum clean

Someone: BRO I'm about cum clean
Friend: remember clean it up

Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower
by Honeybur November 10, 2019
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No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.
Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas
by Danny Torn November 11, 2019
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Backwash Cum

After giving a guy a blow job, keeping the cum in your mouth and exchanging it back to him through a kiss.
Jeez that backwash cum tasted great.
by 0dharpsand0flats November 27, 2019
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Cum-mas

Having a fetish for all things Christmas
Oh shit, A Christmas jumper, Cum-mas time *Runs to Bathroom*
by TCP4Legalization December 23, 2019
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Cum ball

The ball from cum. It is very precious for you because you have take so much time to do your stuff and curve it in to the ball.
Yo, shit did you see my Cum ball? I think I have lost it.
by CumBallForLife September 26, 2019
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Cum-Scarfing

When a phallus ejaculates at the deepest point of ones throat during the act of fellatio.
Mary’s cause of death was listed as aspiration due to extreme cum-scarfing.
by SeaW0lf October 10, 2019
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Cum Pod

When you take a tide pod And put it up your ass so far that you jizz laundry detergent.
Damn bro I really miss that cum pod
by Daddy short dick Nate October 14, 2019
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