pimp chair

A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.

Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?

by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025

Codependent pimp

A guy who desperately wants to be a pimp with his ho but simply cannot because he is equally addicted to the same drug as she is. For his efforts, instead of cash, him and his ho eat a McDonald's cheeseburger and split $50 worth of meth

"Dave and Alicia look like death on wheels. Sadly Dave has lost all authority and respect of his ho and is now a codependent pimp"

by Armchair supervisor April 30, 2024

to pimp the S-1070

To hire someone someone ( non sexual work) and live off of their labor like parasite, regardless of whether or not you are gainfully employed yourself.

Boy one: let's make more money. But how?

Boy two: let's try to pimp the S-1070 and get some illegal immigrants to work for us.

Boy one: you're a genius

by Sexydimma May 21, 2017

Pimpness

Someone's Main Style Of Pimpin

I added some of my own pimpness to the 'heel toe boot scoot'

by Lyssa.Uchiez November 17, 2016

pimp my pizza

Adding extras to very cheap cardboard pizza to make it taste better, including shredded cheese and pepperoni mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes.

Walmart freezer pizza doesn’t taste good until l pimp my pizza pizza with mozzarella, shredded cheese and pepperoni slices bon appétit🍕

by Pizza Pimp January 19, 2025

Dumpling Pimp

When you are from New York, you are a streamer, and you make the best dumplings in town.

That NY Stallion is a straight dumpling pimp.

by Shamwowedyou November 22, 2024

Horse Pimp

A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.

Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.

by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021