Lesbian

Lesbian is a sexuality that means a girl likes a girl instead of a boy.

Boy: Um… I liked you for a long time now.
Girl: Sorry I like girls so I’m lesbian.

by {Mikotashi} June 4, 2022

Lesbian Monkey

Another Way of Saying Gay

Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.

by SirObama March 16, 2020

Hybrid Lesbian

Bald, fat, disfuigured woman. Usually seen wearing men's clothing. Always seen with a hotter lesbian. The kind of lesbian we didn't wish existed.

"Damn that fucker is fat, but his chick is hot!"

"Dude that's a hybrid lesbian"

by Harvey111 August 11, 2015

Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 18, 2023

lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024

lesbian cucumber

Another name for a double sided dildo

Where did you hide lesbian cucumber

by Inara22 September 17, 2023

Lesbian

Reverse gay.

Hey, are you a gay?
*Uno reverse card*
No, I'm a lesbian.

by smolien uwu May 11, 2020